Q: They are always at McDonald's in the morning complaining about everything like their coffee is not hot enough, the hash browns are too greasy, it is too hot out, the kids in the play area are too noisy. I feel like telling them just to go home and go back to bed.
A: I resent that, I am not crabby at my age, you people are always getting in our way with your weird toys ipods, cell phones constantly, hell I dont even know how they work or what they are, and dont care too, also I drive the speed limit in the left lane and people are always riding my bumper for some reason, Also when watching tv, I have to put up with all that weird noise you call music now a days, turning records backwards and forwards, what the hell is that all about, wearing your pants down to the butt crack, not knowing even how to wear a baseball hat, the brim is to shade the eyes, not the back of the head., Not Crabby, now all of you shut up and go back to bed or whever the hell you sleep.